The best of Phoebe Buffay in song

'The One Where Eddie Moves In' - First, everyone's favorite:
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses."

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'The One with Rachel's Dream' - "Emma,
Your name poses a dilemma,
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma.
Maybe the actor Richard Crenna
(he played the commanding officer in 'Rambo')."

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'The Pilot' - "But your love, oh your love,
Your love is like a giant pigeon
Cr*pping on my heart."

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'The One After the Superbowl, part 1' -

"Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers."

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'The One with the Blackout' - "New York City has no power,
and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary,
'cause I stay away from dairy."

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'The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line' - "Little tiny Tarzan,
swinging on a nose hair,
swinging with the greatest of ease..."

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'The One with the Monkey' - "I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?"

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'The One with Monica's Thunder' - "Whenever I get married, guess who won't be asked to sing?
Somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!"

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'The One with Rachel's Dream' - "And there's a country called Argentina,
It's a place I've never seen.
But I'm told for 50 pesos,
You can buy a human spleen,
Human spleen."

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'The One with the Embryos' - "Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will... buy you some Adidas.

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'The One with the Monkey' - "My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes,
are resting in a little yellow jar.
And sometimes, when it's breezy,
I feel a little sneezy, and now I—"

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'The One After the Superbowl, part 1' - "There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't.
'Cause that's another thing
That you don't wanna do."

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'The One with Monica's Thunder' - "We thought Phoebe would leave,
but she just stayed and stayed.
That's right, I'm here all night,
and Chandler will never get l-aid."

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'The One with Mrs. Bing' - "You don't have to be awake to be my man.
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day,
there's something I have got to say—"

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'The One with the Baby on the Bus' - "Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
You're all invited to bite me!"

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'The One with the Jellyfish' - "...and fuchsia and mauve.
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom."

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'The One with Ross' Thing' - "Crazy underwear, creepin' up my butt.
Crazy underwear, always in a rut.
Crazy underwear...."

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'The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie' - "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of cr*p.
He said, 'All you need is to write them a song.'
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles the rest of the line]."

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'The One After the Superbowl, part 1' - "Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some day you will too."

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'The One with Joey's New Girlfriend' - "Parading, goats are parading;
parading down the street.
Parading, goats are parading;
leaving little treats."

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'The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies' - "And a crusty old man
said, "I'll do what I can,"
and the rest of the rats played maracas."

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'The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner' - "My favorite shoes, so good to me, I wear them every day.
Down at the heel, holes in the toes, don't care what people say.
My feet's best friends, pals to the end, with them I'm one hot chicky.
Though late one night, not much light,
I stepped in something icky.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll avoid the pile."

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'The One with the Baby on the Bus' - "When I play, I play for me
I don't need your charity."

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'The One That Could Have Been, part 2' - "It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see.
One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free.
Tell all your hate and anger it's time to say goodbye,
And that is just what I will do, as soon as those ba*****s I work for die!"

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'The One with Ross' Denial' - "I found you in my bed!
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery,
Little black curly hair!"

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'The One with the List' - "There was a girl, we'll call her Betty
And a guy, let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly...
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Loolie?
He must decide, he must decide,
even though I made him up, he must decide!"

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'The One with Rachel's Dream' - "It wasn't just that she was fat,
the woman smelled like garbage.
Everyone!
It wasn't just that she was fat,
the woman smelled like garbage."

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'The One with the Birth' - "They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
and you cry and you cry and you cry."

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'The One with the Baby on the Bus' - "I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed."

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'The One with Rachel's Dream' -

"The food here at Javu will kill you!
The food here at Javu will kill you!"

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