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'The One with the Birth Mother' - "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" Self explanatory.

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'The One After Ross Says Rachel' -

When Joey had his priorities in line after Ross said Rachel's name at his wedding to Emily:

"Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake, right?"

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'The One With Joey's Fridge' -

On simple logic:

"Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything."

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'The One with the Rumor' -

After Monica asks him if he's going finish a whole Thanksgiving turkey by himself:

"That's right, 'cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but d***it we can eat!"

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'The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits' -

On his diet:

"I'm curvy and I like it!"

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'The One With the Video Tape' -

Helping out a friend:

Ross: "Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk with you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about."

Joey: "Sure. How about, uh, you showering with your mom?"

Ross: "I actually had a topic in mind."

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'The Last One: Part 1' -

On encouraging Ross to keep going after Rachel:

"You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"

At least he's trying to make it relatable.

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'The One Where Ross Moves In' -

Talking about Ross moving into their apartment:

"Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!"

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'The One with Monica's Thunder" -

Trying to prove that he can play a much younger character:

"'Sup with the whack PlayStation 'sup!"

Well, it was the '90s...

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'The One Where Rachel Has a Baby' -

Pretending to be a doctor while really checking out a guy for Phoebe:

Joey: "Date of birth?"

Cliff (patient): "November 16^th, 1968."

Joey: "Age?"

Cliff: "Can’t you figure that out based on my date of birth?"

Joey: "I’m a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician."

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'The One Where the Stripper Cries' -

When Joey was on a game show:

Gene: "You put this in your coffee."
Joey: "A spoon! Your hands! Your face!"
Gene: "It's white."
Joey: "Paper! Snow! A ghost!"

The answer was cream.

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'The One with Ross's Step Forward' -

After Rachel hung up the phone:

"You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends."

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'The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs' -

Joey making some sound points while referring to Rachel's assistant, Tag: 

Joey: "If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point."

Rachel: "A moo point?"

Joey: "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's 'moo.'"

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'The One with the Rumor' -

On his dedication to finishing the Thanksgiving meal:

Joey: "All right where's that turkey?"

Phoebe: "Joey, those are my maternity pants!"

Joey: "No, no! These are my Thanksgiving pants!"

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'The One with Phoebe's Wedding' - "I am pretty 'wisdomous.'" Who would deny it?

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'The One Where Emma Cries' -

Joey helping Ross fill out a patient form at the hospital:

"Name? No, I know, 'Ross,' but what's it short for? You know, like Rossel? Rostipher?"

You never know with names nowadays. 

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'The One with Unagi' -

When he tries to train an actor to play his twin, and he keeps getting it wrong:

"Pizza! We like pizza!"

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'The One with Princess Consuela' -

Chandler telling him that the girl in their new house is a ghost:

"That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts."

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'The One with the Football' -

Joey is a geography whiz:

Chandler: "Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?"

Joey: "Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania."

Chandler: "And the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?"

Joey: "Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from."

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'The One with the Secret Closet' -

Telling Chandler how he feels about Rachel moving out:

"This is good for me, y'know, I like being on my own. I'm better off this way. I'm a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever..... What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!"

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'The One with all the Rugby' -

After Chandler tells Janice he's moving to Yemen instead of breaking up with her.

Chandler: " I’m only going to pretend I’m moving to Yemen, it’s the only way I can get rid of her."

Joey: "Ohhhh, good one! And 'Yemen' that actually sounds like a real country."

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'The One Where They All Turn Thirty' -

Joey complaining about wearing his tie:

Joey: "But it hurts my Joey's apple."

Chandler: "Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man."

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'The One With George Stephanopoulos' -

When Joey enters into philosophical discussions:

Monica: "Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?"

Joey: "Probably kill myself!"

Monica: "Excuse me?"

Joey: "Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!"

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'The One with the Boob Job' -

Joey trying to understand why Rachel needs to baby-proof their apartment:

"Baby-proofing? Why is it such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid, it was, 'Whoops, Joey fell down the stairs!' or 'Whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again!'"

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'The One With the Jellyfish' -

Telling the story of how he offered to pee on Monica after she got a jellyfish sting:

"That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"

What a true friend.

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'The One With the Birth Mother' -

Joey explaining his eating policies:

"I don't like it when people take food off my plate, ok?"

Seems fair.

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'The One Where Ross Got High' -

Eating Rachel's dessert/meat dish trifle:

"What’s not to like? Custard – good. Jam – good. Meat – good!"

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'The One Where Eddie Moves In' -

Joey talks about living alone:

"I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think."

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'The One Where Joey Speaks French' -

Joey doing his best to learn French—and failing:

"Shah blue blah! Me lah peeh! Ombrah!"

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Most 'Friends' episodes -

And the line we will associate with Joey always and forever:

"How YOU doin'?"

See also: The best of Phoebe Buffay in song.

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