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Gob Bluth might be the funniest character on the show -

The egotistical wannabe magician is loathed by his parents, held in contempt by his siblings, and maintains no purpose, scruples, or skills, making him the perfect storm. These quotes will prove that he is most definitely worthy of a cult following. 

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When he encountered love for the first time - He asks, "My god, what is this feeling?" and Michael tells him, "Well, you know the-the feeling that you're… that you're feeling is-is what many of us call 'a feeling.'"

Gob replies, "But it's not like envy, or even hungry..."

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When he encountered love for the first time -

Michael then asks, "Could it be love?" and Gob says, "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's… it's like my heart is getting hard."

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When he tried to gain his siblings' respect -

"But, I'm the oldest. The matriarch, if you will."

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His rationale behind punching Buster as he descended a slide - "Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun."

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His convincing business venture - A table of executives asks him why they should believe in him, and Gob answers, "For the same reason that you should believe that a $100 bill is no more than 100 pennies."

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His give-and-take in relationships - Gob says, "I've got this Christian girlfriend now, and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and [bleep] me. And I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it."

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His skewed idea of success -

Michael says, "Well, I'm just different than you, Gob. You know, I'm not going to, you know, siphon gas out of some girl's car like you used to in high school just so you can show up and say, 'Car troubles?'"

Gob replies, "It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life."

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When he wants all the respect and none of the work - Gob tells Michael that he should be in charge because he's older, and Michael asks if he even wants to be in charge, to which Gob replies, "No… but I'd like to be asked!"

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His harassment speech in the workplace - "Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office [bleep] or [bleep]-ing, or finger [bleep] or [bleep]-sting or [bleep]-esting or even [bleep]-ing, even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my [bleep], and I'll personally [really long bleep]."

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He never sugar coats his feelings - Lucille Austero, an older woman, accuses Gob of being ashamed to be with her, and Gob assures her, "No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you."

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His most common line - Things don't usually work out for Gob, so over the course of the series you can hear him repeatedly and emphatically yell, "COME on!"

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He doesn't have a clue how a chicken sounds - But he's quick to call other people "chicken," and he follows it up with a strange "coke-ah-coke-ah" or "koo-kooka-koo" while clapping and hopping from one foot to another.

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When Michael says, "So, this is the magic trick, huh?" - Gob replies, "Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a wh*re does for money." The camera then pans to show a group of children shocked at his language, and Gob adds brightly, "Or cocaine!"

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When he doesn't quite get it - Michael begins the idiom, "''You give a man a fish, he'll eat for a night. If you teach a man to fish…'" and Gob finishes it with, "He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish."

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His iconic line - Whether he's landed himself in jail or he's trying to end his relationship (or trying to get the same woman back into a relationship), Gob's calm "I've made a huge mistake" is hilarious every time.

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One of the best uses was right after Michael told him he has a son -

After processing the information, Gob says, "I've made a huge tiny mistake."

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Then when he denied ever saying it - Michael tells Gob to stop coming to him and asking for money after having made a huge mistake, to which Gob responds, "I've never admitted to a mistake [laughs]."

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How he measured his success - "I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper."

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When he dated a much younger lady - After admitting he screwed things up (again), Gob says, "But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?"

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When his expensive suit (with an inflating price) changed him - While jamming the close button in the elevator as a colleague walked toward him, Gob says, "[laughs] Yeah, the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months—come on!"

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His unwillingness to accept truth - Gob tells Michael that Steve Holt is coming, and Michael says, "Your son?" to which Gob replies, "According to him." Michael rebuts, "And a DNA test…" and Gob says, "I hear the jury's still out on science."

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His approach to father-son relationships - Gob says, "Well, I will tell you this, Michael. I don't have a son—" and the narrator interrupts, "He does," and he continues, "—but if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!"

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His dating tactics as a pageant judge - After Michael tells him he doesn't want to hear about it, Gob says, "I don't want to say it. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third place, although a little bit plain, has super low self-esteem. So I step in and, uh, lay her crown upon my sweet head."

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When he tried to quote the Ten Commandments -

"Thou shalt protect thy father, and honour no one above him unless it beith me, thy sweet Lord."

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