Bartenders have a surprisingly anthropological position in modern society, since their job requires constant contact with a wide range of people and a good amount of social awareness. They’ve learned to read people through their drink orders, which feels almost like reading horoscopes.
The internet has repeatedly asked bartenders to reveal the stereotypes they associate with popular drink orders, and the results are hilarious and slightly jarring across the board. Click through to see what your favorite drink says about you, and remember that these are all just stereotypes!