A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

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On fears -

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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On Gambling - Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

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On space -

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

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On pajamas - Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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On sleep -

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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On the Internet - Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because he will never submit.

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6 / 41 Fotos

On television -

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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On dying - Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

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8 / 41 Fotos

On email - Chuck Norris's email: [email protected]

© NL Beeld

9 / 41 Fotos

On Where's Waldo -

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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On breakfast - Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with is teeth, and boils his water with his rage.

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On numbers -

Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.

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On grenades -

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.

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On extinction - Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.

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On facial hair - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

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On weapons -

Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.

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On exercise -

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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On energy drinks - Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage—it's called Red Bull.

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On poker -

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

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On camping -

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

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On time travel -

If, by some paradox in the space/time continuum, Chuck Norris were ever to fight himself, he'd win.

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21 / 41 Fotos

On Climate Change -

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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On geography - There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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On religion -

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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On fears -

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

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On time -

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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26 / 41 Fotos

On phone calls - Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

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On doors -

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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On the bathroom - Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the cr*p out of it.

© BrunoPress

29 / 41 Fotos

On fire - Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

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30 / 41 Fotos

On germs - Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.

© BrunoPress

31 / 41 Fotos

On being cold -

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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On crying -

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. He has never cried.

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On walls -

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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On perspiration - Chuck Norris sweats justice.

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On margarine - Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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On interior design - Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

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On evolution -

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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On Mars -

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

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39 / 41 Fotos

On birth -

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.

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0 / 41 Fotos

On fears -

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

©

Getty Images

1 / 41 Fotos

On Gambling - Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

© Getty Images

2 / 41 Fotos

On space -

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

©

Getty Images

3 / 41 Fotos

On pajamas - Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

© Getty Images

4 / 41 Fotos

On sleep -

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

©

BrunoPress

5 / 41 Fotos

On the Internet - Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because he will never submit.

© NL Beeld

6 / 41 Fotos

On television -

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

©

Getty Images

7 / 41 Fotos

On dying - Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

© BrunoPress

8 / 41 Fotos

On email - Chuck Norris's email: [email protected]

© NL Beeld

9 / 41 Fotos

On Where's Waldo -

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

© Getty Images

10 / 41 Fotos

On breakfast - Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with is teeth, and boils his water with his rage.

© Getty Images

11 / 41 Fotos

On numbers -

Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.

©

Getty Images

12 / 41 Fotos

On grenades -

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.

©

Getty Images

13 / 41 Fotos

On extinction - Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.

© Getty Images

14 / 41 Fotos

On facial hair - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

© Getty Images

15 / 41 Fotos

On weapons -

Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.

©

Getty Images

16 / 41 Fotos

On exercise -

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

©

Getty Images

17 / 41 Fotos

On energy drinks - Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage—it's called Red Bull.

© BrunoPress

18 / 41 Fotos

On poker -

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

©

Getty Images

19 / 41 Fotos

On camping -

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

©

Getty Images

20 / 41 Fotos

On time travel -

If, by some paradox in the space/time continuum, Chuck Norris were ever to fight himself, he'd win.

©

Getty Images

21 / 41 Fotos

On Climate Change -

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

©

Getty Images

22 / 41 Fotos

On geography - There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

© BrunoPress

23 / 41 Fotos

On religion -

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

©

Getty Images

24 / 41 Fotos

On fears -

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

©

Getty Images

25 / 41 Fotos

On time -

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

©

Getty Images

26 / 41 Fotos

On phone calls - Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

© Getty Images

27 / 41 Fotos

On doors -

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

©

Getty Images

28 / 41 Fotos

On the bathroom - Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the cr*p out of it.

© BrunoPress

29 / 41 Fotos

On fire - Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

© Getty Images

30 / 41 Fotos

On germs - Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.

© BrunoPress

31 / 41 Fotos

On being cold -

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

©

Getty Images

32 / 41 Fotos

On crying -

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. He has never cried.

©

Getty Images

33 / 41 Fotos

On walls -

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

©

Getty Images

34 / 41 Fotos

On perspiration - Chuck Norris sweats justice.

© Getty Images

35 / 41 Fotos

On margarine - Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

© Getty Images

36 / 41 Fotos

On interior design - Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

© Getty Images

37 / 41 Fotos

On evolution -

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

©

Getty Images

38 / 41 Fotos

On Mars -

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

©

Getty Images

39 / 41 Fotos

On birth -

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.

© Getty Images

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A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

Death once had a near-Chuck experience

A collection of hilarious Chuck Norris jokes

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20/12/24 | StarsInsider

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Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist who, over time, has been immortalized by a series of jokes and memes. If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears everything.

In celebration of his long career and superhuman fighting skills, here is a list of the top 40 Chuck Norris jokes that will give you a roundhouse kick to the stomach.

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