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© Bruno Press
0 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Soap Opera Party'
- After Rachel lies about not going to the soap opera party.
Monica: "Okay, then why are you all dressed up?"
Rachel: "When you're sick you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better."
© NL Beeld
1 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Breast Milk' - After Monica went shopping with Julie: "Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?"
© NL Beeld
2 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate' - Talking to her dad after she runs away from her wedding: "Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait. I said maybe."
© BrunoPress
3 / 31 Fotos
'The One With All the Kissing' - On regretting her choice to go to London: "You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."
© NL Beeld
4 / 31 Fotos
'The One in Vegas' - After waking up to find that Ross drew on her face while she was sleeping: “Ross, I am a human doodle!”
© NL Beeld
5 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Fake Party'
- When she invited Chandler to sit with her.
Rachel: "You're a pathetic loser, right?"
Chandler: "Oh yeah."
© NL Beeld
6 / 31 Fotos
'The Proposal' - Her reaction to Monica and Chandler getting engaged: "I'm probably 98% happy and 2% jealous."
© NL Beeld
7 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Rachel's Crush' - Complaining about her retail job: "I’m quitting, I just helped an 81-year-old women put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it!"
© NL Beeld
8 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Rachel's Other Sister' - Responding to her sister's claims that she's now a decorator: "You decorate dad's office and now you're a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday. Now, I'm a koala bear."
© NL Beeld
9 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Rachel Is Late' - At the end of her pregnancy when Rachel is getting irritable: "That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea."
© NL Beeld
10 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Phoebe Runs' - On describing Phoebe's running style: "I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man."
© NL Beeld
11 / 31 Fotos
Jennifer Aniston Friends - When Joey starts to get serious about a girl: "Please don't get married before I do."
© NL Beeld
12 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Jellyfish' - After having a big fight with Ross: "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal."
© NL Beeld
13 / 31 Fotos
'The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding' - "You know what, Bare, I'm not gonna leave, because I promised myself I'd make it through at least one of your weddings."
© NL Beeld
14 / 31 Fotos
'The One With George Stephanopoulos' - "Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!"
© NL Beeld
15 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Chandler In a Box' - After Ross is giving her a hard time about returning gifts for store credit: "Va fa napoli."
© NL Beeld
16 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Ross Can't Flirt'
- As Chandler is trying to understand flirting with other people while in a relationship.
Chandler: "Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?"
Rachel: "No, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women."
© NL Beeld
17 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Secret Closet' - After Ross says that some women don't even feel Braxton-Hicks contractions: "No uterus, no opinion."
© NL Beeld
18 / 31 Fotos
'The One With All the Cheesecakes' - After she and Chandler have been stealing someone else's cheesecakes: “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.”
© BrunoPress
19 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Rachel Has a Baby'
- Ross: "You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave."
Rachel: "Aw, look at you makin' up crap for me."
© NL Beeld
20 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Ross’s Inappropriate Song' - After singing 'Baby Got Back' to her daughter, Emma: "You really do like big butts, don't you... oh, you beautiful little weirdo."
© NL Beeld
21 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate' - On how she's going to earn money: "I'm gonna go get one of those job things."
© NL Beeld
22 / 31 Fotos
'Ross Finds Out' - Rachel drunk calling Ross to say she's over him: "I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure."
© NL Beeld
23 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Rachel's Big Kiss' - After Phoebe says she's too "vanilla" to have kissed another woman: "Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas."
© Getty Images
24 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Joke' - When Joey starts working at Central Perk so she gives him advice: "Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: sneeze muffin."
© Getty Images
25 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Unagi' - Her response after scaring Ross who claims to have "unagi": "Ahh, salmon skin roll."
© Getty Images
26 / 31 Fotos
'The One with the East German Laundry Detergent' - On trying to become more independent by doing her laundry: "You know what I figure, if I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do."
© Getty Images
27 / 31 Fotos
'The One with George Stephanopoulos' - Upon receiving her first paycheck: “Who’s FICA and why is he getting all of my money?”
© Getty Images
28 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Ross Is Fine' - "Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me."
© Getty Images
29 / 31 Fotos
'The Last One' - And of course, one of the most memorable quotes of the whole series: "I got off the plane."
© Getty Images
30 / 31 Fotos
© Bruno Press
0 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Soap Opera Party'
- After Rachel lies about not going to the soap opera party.
Monica: "Okay, then why are you all dressed up?"
Rachel: "When you're sick you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better."
© NL Beeld
1 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Breast Milk' - After Monica went shopping with Julie: "Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?"
© NL Beeld
2 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate' - Talking to her dad after she runs away from her wedding: "Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait. I said maybe."
© BrunoPress
3 / 31 Fotos
'The One With All the Kissing' - On regretting her choice to go to London: "You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."
© NL Beeld
4 / 31 Fotos
'The One in Vegas' - After waking up to find that Ross drew on her face while she was sleeping: “Ross, I am a human doodle!”
© NL Beeld
5 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Fake Party'
- When she invited Chandler to sit with her.
Rachel: "You're a pathetic loser, right?"
Chandler: "Oh yeah."
© NL Beeld
6 / 31 Fotos
'The Proposal' - Her reaction to Monica and Chandler getting engaged: "I'm probably 98% happy and 2% jealous."
© NL Beeld
7 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Rachel's Crush' - Complaining about her retail job: "I’m quitting, I just helped an 81-year-old women put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it!"
© NL Beeld
8 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Rachel's Other Sister' - Responding to her sister's claims that she's now a decorator: "You decorate dad's office and now you're a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday. Now, I'm a koala bear."
© NL Beeld
9 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Rachel Is Late' - At the end of her pregnancy when Rachel is getting irritable: "That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea."
© NL Beeld
10 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Phoebe Runs' - On describing Phoebe's running style: "I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man."
© NL Beeld
11 / 31 Fotos
Jennifer Aniston Friends - When Joey starts to get serious about a girl: "Please don't get married before I do."
© NL Beeld
12 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Jellyfish' - After having a big fight with Ross: "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal."
© NL Beeld
13 / 31 Fotos
'The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding' - "You know what, Bare, I'm not gonna leave, because I promised myself I'd make it through at least one of your weddings."
© NL Beeld
14 / 31 Fotos
'The One With George Stephanopoulos' - "Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!"
© NL Beeld
15 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Chandler In a Box' - After Ross is giving her a hard time about returning gifts for store credit: "Va fa napoli."
© NL Beeld
16 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Ross Can't Flirt'
- As Chandler is trying to understand flirting with other people while in a relationship.
Chandler: "Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?"
Rachel: "No, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women."
© NL Beeld
17 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Secret Closet' - After Ross says that some women don't even feel Braxton-Hicks contractions: "No uterus, no opinion."
© NL Beeld
18 / 31 Fotos
'The One With All the Cheesecakes' - After she and Chandler have been stealing someone else's cheesecakes: “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.”
© BrunoPress
19 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Rachel Has a Baby'
- Ross: "You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave."
Rachel: "Aw, look at you makin' up crap for me."
© NL Beeld
20 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Ross’s Inappropriate Song' - After singing 'Baby Got Back' to her daughter, Emma: "You really do like big butts, don't you... oh, you beautiful little weirdo."
© NL Beeld
21 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate' - On how she's going to earn money: "I'm gonna go get one of those job things."
© NL Beeld
22 / 31 Fotos
'Ross Finds Out' - Rachel drunk calling Ross to say she's over him: "I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure."
© NL Beeld
23 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Rachel's Big Kiss' - After Phoebe says she's too "vanilla" to have kissed another woman: "Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas."
© Getty Images
24 / 31 Fotos
'The One With the Joke' - When Joey starts working at Central Perk so she gives him advice: "Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: sneeze muffin."
© Getty Images
25 / 31 Fotos
'The One With Unagi' - Her response after scaring Ross who claims to have "unagi": "Ahh, salmon skin roll."
© Getty Images
26 / 31 Fotos
'The One with the East German Laundry Detergent' - On trying to become more independent by doing her laundry: "You know what I figure, if I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do."
© Getty Images
27 / 31 Fotos
'The One with George Stephanopoulos' - Upon receiving her first paycheck: “Who’s FICA and why is he getting all of my money?”
© Getty Images
28 / 31 Fotos
'The One Where Ross Is Fine' - "Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me."
© Getty Images
29 / 31 Fotos
'The Last One' - And of course, one of the most memorable quotes of the whole series: "I got off the plane."
© Getty Images
30 / 31 Fotos
Jennifer Aniston's most hilarious quotes from 'Friends'
Find out Rachel's best one-liners
© Bruno Press
Rachel Green is one of those characters that will live on in infamy, whether it's for her signature style or her clever one-liners. In honor of Jennifer Aniston's 49th birthday, here are some of Rachel's most memorable quotes throughout her time on 'Friends.'
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