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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold outside!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
(Remains silent)
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You don't know who you are?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, but I'll take some almonds if you have them.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tat.
Tat who?
No thanks, I'm afraid of needles.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I use Google.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-h-o.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
They sure do!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes are bad.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we're telling jokes?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!
There's nothing like a classic knock-knock joke. Quick and to the point, these usually innocent set-ups and punchlines have made people laugh for generations. So to make sure you have plenty of humor in your life, or if you're stalled for conversation, try one of these knock-knock jokes out! They will definitely keep you and the adults, teens, and kids around you giggling.
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There's nothing like a classic knock-knock joke. Quick and to the point, these usually innocent set-ups and punchlines have made people laugh for generations. So to make sure you have plenty of humor in your life, or if you're stalled for conversation, try one of these knock-knock jokes out! They will definitely keep you and the adults, teens, and kids around you giggling.
Click on to find out who's there!