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"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity."
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
"You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!"
"You dense, irritating, miniature beast of a burden."
"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder."
"You're what the French call les incompetents."
"You look like a badger."
"Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?"
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"You're tacky and I hate you."
"You are literally too stupid to insult."
"You dirt-eating piece of slime. You scum-sucking pig. You son of a motherless goat."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"To everyone here who matters, you're spam. You're vapor. A waste of perfectly good yearbook space."
"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102 and when she'd been dead three days, she looked better than you do now."
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"Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?"
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you–he really is an idiot."
"Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store?"
"Listen, you insignificant, square-toed, pimple-headed spy!"
"Weirdo." / "Sucker of big brown dirty eggs!" /
"Idiot." / "Licker of salmon-fried fish!" / "Moron."
/ "Raider of the lost fart!" / "Rump-roast!" / "Licker of dirty chicken butts!" / "Buttfish!" / "Soiler of towels!"
"Her father says she's a real wart [...] A carbuncle, a blister, a festering pustule of malignant ooze."
"You're short on ears and long on mouth."
"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!"
"You are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to 10 if he's barefoot or wearing sandals."
"Reggie, your breath is so stinky, people look forward to your farts."
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people."
"You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty."
Insults don't always have to be mean and offensive, and some movies prove just that. Some insults can be, in fact, quite hilarious and indeed creative. Sure, the intention is to insult, but a unique choice of words can really take it to a whole new level of amusement.
In this gallery, we bring you some of the funniest insults in the history of cinema. Click on to discover them (and maybe consider using some in the future!).
The funniest movie insults of all time
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Insults don't always have to be mean and offensive, and some movies prove just that. Some insults can be, in fact, quite hilarious and indeed creative. Sure, the intention is to insult, but a unique choice of words can really take it to a whole new level of amusement.
In this gallery, we bring you some of the funniest insults in the history of cinema. Click on to discover them (and maybe consider using some in the future!).