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Smooth, right? You might or might not get a response. But the person will definitely smile on the other end. Perhaps even laugh out loud!
Now, imagine if that's true?! It goes straight to marriage and children, which makes it absurd enough to be funny.
This is a funny ice breaker to introduce the topic of food, cooking, restaurants– you name it.
Tough question, and one that makes us think about what's really important to us, right?
Try this if you're into cheesy and funny openers. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple," is also a good one.
Are they an early bird or a night owl? Do they get up immediately and have a busy morning routine, or are they an alarm snoozer who prefers a lie-in? Important stuff, right?
This will give you an idea of how the person sees themself. If the answer is someone like the Joker though, maybe it's not a good idea to continue with the conversation...
Would they pick a singer, a movie star, or an athlete? Of course, you can always follow up this question by asking why they chose that particular celebrity.
Many people use GIFs as openers. Cute cats are always fun to watch, but they do work better with a bit of context.
That says something about the person, right? Be suspicious if the song is way too happy, or really depressing.
Can you see the different layers here? From problem-solving skills to food suggestions, this question has a lot to it.
The response will give you an idea of the person's sense of humor, expectations, and tolerance. Take notes though!
You can top it off (pun intended) with the follow-up question, "Deep dish or thin crust?"
Of course it's because you're gorgeous, have an awesome bio, and look like a very interesting person, right? But let them state their reasons.
Funny and really cheeky. But it might just get you a response. It does show some boldness and confidence, too.
Sometimes honesty is the best option. "I don’t know what to say, but I know I want to talk to you," works equally well.
“I heard you like bad boys. You'll be glad to know that I am bad at everything," works equally well, if you're a man.
Cute and cheesy. A sweet opener that would give anyone an ego boost.
If you like deep, heated conversations, why not use this opening line? The person might take it lightly and dismiss it, or actually engage in a debate with you.
Do we need to explain how funny (and brilliant) this opening line is? If you don't get a reaction from this, the person likely has no sense of humor.
Sometimes, a cheesy opening line can go a long way. Hopefully the person understands that you are doing it because, well, it's really cheesy and funny.
Some people might say that there's not much, others might brag about their public achievements, while others might surprise you.
Block the person if they say "'The Exorcist.'" You have been warned!
This is a good one, right? What would you do? Go to places you shouldn't go? Spy on someone? Have fun scaring others by moving objects? The possibilities are endless.
There are only two types of people in this world, and you know which one you are. Not quite a true test of compatibility, but it'll guarantee a laugh.
Are you a dog person, or a cat person? Or maybe you love them both equally? This is a great way to find out if the person is into pets, and if they own any of their own.
Usually the person's wildest dreams come into play here. If money was no objection and you really needed to spend that much in one day, what would you do?
Just a cheesy and funny line that will put a smile on the other person's face.
Sources: (Bustle) (Thought Catalog) (MomJunction) (Best Life) (Glamour)
See also: Hilarious pickup lines that will at least get you a laugh
What is absolutely necessary? Of course, survival would come first, but the answer will reveal something about the person's priorities and how they think.
This is another take on the "what are you passionate about" question. It does reveal quite a lot about the other person.
A good opening line can open the door to a response, while a bad one can do the exact opposite. Surely you want to stand out from the "hi" crowd. And guess what? That crowd gets ghosted—a lot. The good news is that in this gallery you'll find a wide range of good opening lines, that will not only get you a response, but will also reveal something about the person and get them to smile.
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A good opening line can open the door to a response, while a bad one can do the exact opposite. Surely you want to stand out from the "hi" crowd. And guess what? That crowd gets ghosted—a lot. The good news is that in this gallery you'll find a wide range of good opening lines, that will not only get you a response, but will also reveal something about the person and get them to smile.
Click through and start using these today!