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Olivia Wilde would rival Chrissy Teigen for the role of Queen of the Mom tweets. "Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face."
Dax Shepard is #dadbeast on Twitter. Here's why: "There are men who have scaled Everest who wouldn't dare to travel with two kids under 3."
Christina Applegate keeps it a little too real: "Wonder if the teacher at the kid's school knew I hadn't showered for a couple days at pick up. Sure the car smelled lovely #dontcareimgross."
Chrissy Teigen was getting mom-shamed for going out for dinner while she had a newborn baby. Twitter users kept trying to guilt her and ask her how the baby was. She simply tweeted, "I dunno [sic] I can't find her."
The joys of breastfeeding: "To my fellow BF moms - do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! I just did."
This is what real love looks like: "I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…"
Big mistake: "I told Luna to 'stop it' ONCE, months ago and now when she’s doing something she knows is wrong she screams DONT TELL ME TO STOP IT before I even say a word. As soon as it came out of my mouth I knew it would end me."
Jimmy Kimmel was getting some weird vibes from his little girl: "Fairly sure my new baby daughter is plotting something."
Olivia Wilde has the perfect method of contraception: "If you're worried about your teenagers procreating, put them on a 6 hour flight with our kid. Scared Celibate. Guaranteed."
We've all gotta eat: "It's sad when the only travel snack you can find in your bag is your kids' God-knows-how-old, half-licked Cheerios. And you eat them anyway."
This one really hits home: "I’d like to change the superpower I would like to have to the ability to clean up my house faster than my kids can mess it up. Thank you."
From professional cheerleading to a life of glamor: "I have to say, being a mother of 3, I don't judge anyone who pees on themselves..."
Kids say the darndest things: "My kid changed the Lego Movie song from 'Everything is awesome when you're part of a team' to 'Everything is awesome when you're not dying.'"
Ryan Reynolds extolling the joys of fatherhood: "Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."
Comedian Sindhu Vee is inspired by her children: "Lord grant me the unflagging perseverance that #kid3 has every morning when she asks me 'are you absolutely sure I have to go to school today?'"
An excellent question from actor Taye Diggs: "How come my 3 year old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can't even remember my home phone number?"
Comedian Andy Richter is looking to the future: "Pretty sure that my deathbed scenario will just be me & my kids taking turns telling each other to get off our phones"
Who needs pine fresh when you've got this: "I think that when you have small kids, you just have to be ok with the fact that your car will always smell like slightly rotten apples."
When celebrities post pictures of themselves at after-parties or vacationing on mega yachts, it's easy to feel like they live in a completely different world than the rest of us. Our worlds tend to merge, however, when they have kids. Babies don't care if you're a movie star! They all need the same things—and make the same messes.
Parenthood is the great unifier. When some of the biggest celebrities in the world share their thoughts and experiences on Twitter, we can all relate! It's nice to know that no one is safe from diaper explosions and the trauma of long car journeys. Click through the gallery to see some of the most hilarious and painfully relatable tweets from famous parents.
Hilarious celebrity tweets about parenting that are just too real
It doesn't matter how rich and famous you are, kids are hard work
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When celebrities post pictures of themselves at after-parties or vacationing on mega yachts, it's easy to feel like they live in a completely different world than the rest of us. Our worlds tend to merge, however, when they have kids. Babies don't care if you're a movie star! They all need the same things—and make the same messes.
Parenthood is the great unifier. When some of the biggest celebrities in the world share their thoughts and experiences on Twitter, we can all relate! It's nice to know that no one is safe from diaper explosions and the trauma of long car journeys. Click through the gallery to see some of the most hilarious and painfully relatable tweets from famous parents.