▲Emily: “What are you doing?”

Lorelai: “I’m taking out the avocado.”

Emily: “Since when don’t you like avocado?”

Lorelai: “Since I said 'Gross, what’s that?' and you said ‘Avocado.’”

▲“This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she’s always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship.”

▲Lorelai: “Can I use the fun cutter thingy?”

Luke: “Not if you call it the fun cutter thingy.”

Lorelai: “Please?”

▲“I managed to find Uno and Checkers, and Battleship and most of the pieces of Candyland. Which I figure, we can mix together to create a fabulous new game, Candyship Battleland. War never tasted so good!”

▲Lorelai: “And the second thing is, you need to tell me why you’re sitting like that.”

Sherry: “Maureen told me that Howard Stern said that if you squat, it makes the baby come out faster.”

Lorelai: “Okay, as long as you have a sane reason from a reliable source.”

▲Rory: “You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra, with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good.”

Lorelai: “Pot roast!”

▲“Mom, it's just a pretend wedding. J.Lo has them all the time.”

▲Luke: “Okay, I’m going to take these [spiders] outside. Any particular place you want them?”

Lorelai: “Someplace shady. Sheltered from the elements. And close to a talking pig.”

▲“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”

▲Emily: “You have the word 'juicy' on your rear end.”

Lorelai: “Well, if I’d known you were coming over, I would have changed.”

Emily: “Into what? A brassiere with the word 'tasty' on it?”

▲“Well, we like our internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there’s no dancing, no walking, and we’d starve. It’d be all work and no play. Have you not seen 'The Shining,' Mom?”

▲“I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. And it's been a really long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie–Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.”

▲“My life stinks. Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say 'I wish I were you' at exactly the same time — maybe we’ll pull a 'Freaky Friday.'”

▲Lorelai: “Baby, you lost me at carrots, which by the way was the first draft of ‘you had me at hello.’”

Sookie: “What?”

Lorelai: “I see we’ve entered the no humor zone.”

▲Emily: “What can we do in a bathroom?”

Lorelai: “Meet George Michael.”

▲“Cheeseburger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I’m looking for heroes.”

▲Rory: “It was too humiliating.”

Lorelai: “Oh honey, you once told me that you loved 'Saved by the Bell.' What could be more humiliating than that?”

▲“My mother is fast asleep in my bed, clutching my Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures.”

▲“I have a New Year's resolution for you: become more cynical and self absorbed.”

▲Lorelai: “This is a misogynistic truck.”

Luke: “What?”

Lorelai: “It’s anti-woman, it’s gender-selective, it’s ‘Oh, let’s drink a beer and watch the game and hike our shorts up.’”

▲“Why bother even calling it 'Final Destination 3.' At that point just call it now you’re really really really dead.”

▲“Hey, did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn’t crazy, she was just cold?”

▲“Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.”

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“I don’t like problems. I avoid them when I can, and I don’t like people pointing them out to me.”

▲Luke: “I’ll let you get back to taking five years off your life.”

Lorelai: “Meh. They were the five where I would’ve been wearing fuchsia lipstick way beyond my lip line, so I wouldn’t want ’em anyhow.”

▲“I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.”

▲“I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.”

▲Rory: “You set my alarm for 5:15 am.”

Lorelai: “I know, and I did it for purely practical reasons.”

Rory: “Which are?”

Lorelai: “My alarm is just not as reliable as your scream.”

▲Jason: “I didn't know you were so close to your mother.”

Lorelai: “I'm not.”

Jason: “Then why are you defending her?”

Lorelai: “Every family needs its Fredo.”

▲Lorelai: “In the movie, only boy hobbits travel to Mount Doom, but that’s only because the girls went to do something even more dangerous.”

Girl: “What?”

Lorelai: “Have you ever heard of a Brazilian bikini wax?”

▲Lorelai Gilmore is the witty mother we all wish we had. She’s spirited, funny, and the best mother she can be on her own terms. To honor the 'Gilmore Girls' binge-a-thon, here are some of Lorelai’s quotes to help you get through life.

30 quotes that show why Lorelai Gilmore is the greatest

Lorelai’s quotes will help you get through life

12/11/21 por StarsInsider

CELEBRITY Lauren graham

Lorelai Gilmore is the witty mother we all wish we had. She’s spirited, funny, and the best mother she can be on her own terms. To honor the 'Gilmore Girls' binge-a-thon, here are some of Lorelai’s quotes to help you get through life.