▲After Rachel lies about not going to the soap opera party.
Monica: "Okay, then why are you all dressed up?"
Rachel: "When you're sick you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better."

▲After Monica went shopping with Julie: "Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?"

▲On regretting her choice to go to London: "You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."

▲When she invited Chandler to sit with her.

Rachel: "You're a pathetic loser, right?"
Chandler: "Oh yeah."

▲Her reaction to Monica and Chandler getting engaged: "I'm probably 98% happy and 2% jealous."

▲Complaining about her retail job: "I’m quitting, I just helped an 81-year-old women put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it!"

▲Responding to her sister's claims that she's now a decorator: "You decorate dad's office and now you're a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday. Now, I'm a koala bear."

▲At the end of her pregnancy when Rachel is getting irritable: "That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea."

▲On describing Phoebe's running style: "I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man."

▲When Joey starts to get serious about a girl: "Please don't get married before I do."

▲After having a big fight with Ross: "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal."

▲"You know what, Bare, I'm not gonna leave, because I promised myself I'd make it through at least one of your weddings."

▲"Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!"

▲After Ross is giving her a hard time about returning gifts for store credit: "Va fa napoli."

▲As Chandler is trying to understand flirting with other people while in a relationship.
Chandler: "Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?"
Rachel: "No, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women."

▲After Ross says that some women don't even feel Braxton-Hicks contractions: "No uterus, no opinion."

▲Ross: "You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave."
Rachel: "Aw, look at you makin' up cr*p for me."

▲After singing 'Baby Got Back' to her daughter, Emma: "You really do like big butts, don't you... oh, you beautiful little weirdo."

▲On how she's going to earn money: "I'm gonna go get one of those job things."

▲Rachel drunk calling Ross to say she's over him: "I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure."

▲After Phoebe says she's too "vanilla" to have kissed another woman: "Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas."

▲Upon receiving her first paycheck: “Who’s FICA and why is he getting all of my money?”

▲"Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me."

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And, of course, one of the most memorable quotes of the whole series: "I got off the plane."

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When Joey starts working at Central Perk so she gives him advice: "Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: sneeze muffin."

▲Talking to her dad after she runs away from her wedding: "Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait. I said maybe."

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After she and Chandler have been stealing someone else's cheesecakes: “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.”

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On trying to become more independent by doing her laundry: "You know what I figure, if I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do."

▲Rachel Green is one of those characters that will live on in infamy, whether it's for her signature style or her clever one-liners. In this gallery, take a look at some of Rachel's most memorable quotes throughout her time on 'Friends.'

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After waking up to find that Ross drew on her face while she was sleeping: “Ross, I am a human doodle!”

▲Her response after scaring Ross who claims to have "unagi": "Ahh, salmon skin roll."

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Rachel Green is one of those characters that will live on in infamy, whether it's for her signature style or her clever one-liners. In this gallery, take a look at some of Rachel's most memorable quotes throughout her time on 'Friends.'

Jennifer Aniston's most hilarious quotes from 'Friends'

Find out Rachel's best one-liners

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