▲"My girlfriend and I were having a romantic meal, however it was spoilt when an employee spat in my hair. CHEEKY OR WHAT?"

▲"My next jacket [potato] came and I descended with enthusiasm. CRUNCH. What was that? Oh! a rusty screw, of course! Unless you like metal (rusty) in your food then avoid at all costs."

▲"Meh...it was a nice visit and I can tick it off of my list but other than that not to be bothered...Oh and what's up with the white-tax on the entrance fee? Do you just assume we have more money than you?"

▲"Stay out of it its haunted i saw the ghost in my room over my 4 yr boy i screamed and ran out my room."

▲"I think there is a lot of fuss over nothing really very special. Maybe because I saw it in the morning."

▲“I found a cat’s paw in my pillow case...[the hotel] should be named Alcatraz.”

▲"I don't see the point of this 'attraction.' It's absolutely a waste of time. So some girl wrote a diary, who cares?"

▲"Standard London: eight billion people lined up four hours ahead of time to see something cheesy...on the bright side, nobody is charging anything. Skip it."

▲"I don't like it...the actors have a Scottish accent and its very hard to understand."

▲"I was told to check out the zebras crossing Abbey Road whilst in London but didn't see any. Perhaps you have to come at night to see them."

▲"The world's most highly over rated...hahahahaha...wonder of the world! Just a concrete pillar! I spent a total of 5 minutes here."

▲"Do not stay in this absolute dump of a hotel...[it had] blood stained headboards that have clearly been up since the world war (the first one)...and actual poo in the kettle."

▲"The owner kept trying to sell me the hotel and asked if I knew anyone in England who would buy it."

▲"The Brisbane river is really nothing to be proud of. I have no idea why everyone makes a huge deal over it."

▲"I was there not even 8 minutes she told me I was pregnant then she changed her mind and said I had a miscarriage...I'm 17 years old...then went on and said 'I see you and your brother fight a lot'...I don't even have a brother."

▲"...It was too long for me and I got tired. I failed in front of my wife because of this wall, so I'm not gonna be back there."

▲"If you like brown concrete with Dim lighting you're in for a treat. Life is too short - do something else."

▲"I have no idea why this tower has gained so much importance. It's not even a symbol of love...It's not worth it. It will cost you a day."

▲"I didn't expect to find cheese & onion pasties and a chocolate eclair left in the chest of drawers from the previous occupant of the room. When I tried to complain, the man just said 'did you know Michael Barrymore is in town?' BIZARRE."

▲"If buildings could speak, this one would be saying 'RUN AWAY'...the bathroom itself resembled a dirty cupboard designed by the inventor of Tetris."

▲"We got served brussel sprouts and tomato soup for breakfast on more than one occasion, who in their right mind would even serve this food, let alone eat it!"

▲"So, not surprisingly this museum has wieners of all sorts of animals. They even have a room with folklore creature phalluses...Gift shop isn't great. Wish they had magnets that weren't condoms."

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"I found jalapeños in my pancakes...I went to the manager to tell him of the mistake...Instead of apologizing, the manager went ballistic!!!"

▲"It's a great beach, just too sandy."

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"The meal was ruined by midgets everywhere and we were sitting inside...We woke up the following morning covered in bites and very itchy."

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"...On closer inspection I noticed to my horror that it was actually a dead cockroach floating in my drink."

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"My daughter, (13) saw 2 people on the sofa next to the bar 'making love' whilst being videoed by the chef."

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TripAdvisor, which was founded in 2007, is the world's most visited travel website. The forum is used for travelers to post reviews of various restaurants, hotels, landmarks, and locations all around the world. Well, some of those reviews are quite intriguing!

Browse through the following gallery to read some of the most bizarre reviews ever left on TripAdvisor.

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"I've been to a number of so-called landmarks in my time - but what the hell was this? Just an overblown sandy ditch...should've stayed in my hotel and watched a DVD instead."